Our ten-year-old son is named Ethan. He can be kind of a jerk. His sense of humor is black, dry, viciously sarcastic and more often than not, completely over the head of his peers, but usually caught by any adults in the general vicinity. Ethan draws stuff. Said stuff always gets us a phone call from his new teacher every school year wanting to inform us of his subject matter. Other stuff is just funny. We've decided to foster the funny and start printing some of his choice works on T-shirts under the brand EAR to the Ground.